Spread The Hurt

aquiladafirenze:

Shooting Stars With Shotguns: things not to call a penis

mysterycereal:

tickle-me-misha:

savingcastiel:

misterfuzzyrainbow:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

tumblrofthrones:

watermeloncholy:

bobbeyahkne:

  • member
  • mast
  • sword
  • spear
  • column
  • manroot
  • point
  • staff

you forgot manhood

Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the…

MAN CARROT

THINGY

DICKSAUSAGE

LONG PENETRATING ROD OF DOOM AND PREGNANCY 

CUNT DESTROYER

ANAL PENETRATING TOOL

god someone stop me

DANGLY BITS.

Jokes aside, I’ve always wondered why people were so bothered by the words man hood and member in the context of fanfiction.

(Source: baby-eater, via semen-inferno)

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